Friday, May 28, 2010

Planning my wedding.

Transport - I am going to fetch a pumpkin from the garden, and hope that my fairy godmother ( I assume I have one of these, since I don't have a human one) will turn it into a carriage for me. Oh and i suppose I need 6 white mice?

Flowers - self raising.

Bridesmaids - well, I want pink dresses, so basically my three friends who look best in pink. i'll probably just go look through some facebook photos and see who has the most appropriate colouring. Also, no red heads. Or blondes, coz blondes are prettier than me, so if you're desperate for this role, better dye your hair.

Dress - Well, i'm only gonna wear it once, so maybe one of those disposable paper ones? 

Music - I know a great recorder ensemble who i can get for cheap. 

Location - somewhere with a pool. I'm hoping that i trip and fall in while someone is taping it, so that it can make Funniest Home Videos. I should maybe rethink the paper dress idea though.

Groom - Again with the facebook browsing... I'll just see who looks best in a suit. Or just anyone who has a suit already, I don't want to spend money on another one.